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A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes While You YELL IN CAPS

December 19th, 2010 (11:14 pm)
jubilant

feeling:: jubilant
dancing to:: Accio Deathly Hallows - Hank Green

Sometimes me and Celyne yell at each other in capslocks for extended periods of time. It's lovely.


Me: OH MY GOD KURT AND BLAINE NEED TO DATE FOR REAL RIGHT MEOW
Me: And by "for real" I mean "on the show" obv
Celyne: YES THEY DO
Me: Uuuuugh. It is all I want out of Gleeeeee. I mean also for Kurt and Blaine to ditch Dalton and go to New Directions
Celyne: You should email them. And be all demanding.
Me: Probably
Dear Ryan Murphy,
I really think that you need to make Kurt and Blaine be dating RIGHT THE EFF NOW. It will be the best choice you ever made for Glee, aside from creating the character that is Brittany and casting HARRY EFFING POTTER as Blaine.
Sincerely,
The advice faeries
Celyne: Alternately, 'Sincerely, Meaghan the Glorious and Righteous and Moste Epic Leader of the Advice Faeries (tm)'
Me: Ha ha! I like that one better!
If Ryan Murphy listened to me Glee fans would be a lot happier with the show
And it would suck substantially less
Celyne: Somewhere else in the world another fangirl is suddenly and inexplicably angry at EVERYTHING.
You just made her toss her meal across the room.
Me: Her parens are like "wtf, dude?"
Celyne: Soaking her cat in cold soup
Me: Why is she eating cold soup?
Is she poor?
Celyne: THERE WILL BE STAINS IN THE CARPET
No
Me: Does she live in an igloo?
Celyne: She was thinking about how to phrase her Kurt/Rachel epic!fic perfectly so she could get the most praise from her fanfiction.net reviewers.
And it was taking her a while.
Me: Ooooh I see
Well is she's writing Kurt/Rachel she will simply anger the majority of Glee fans
I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT
Celyne: THIS WILL END IN WAR.
Me: And trust me, right now all they really want is Kurt. He's the only decent thing about the show right now.
Celyne: SO MUCH BLOOD
Me: AND TEARS
AND GLITTER
Celyne: OMG THE GLITTER
Me: BECAUSE I HAVE A FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC AND SPARKLY
Celyne: IT WILL BLIND
AND CUT
Me: AND NEVER EVER WASH OFF BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT GLITTER DOOOOES
Celyne: AND THEN SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO GO TO A FUNERAL
AND GET SHUNNED
FOR LOOKING TOO GLITTERY
Me: AND THEN PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AND CALL THEM EDWARD CULLEN
AND WE WILL GLARE BIZARELY WHILE CHUCKLING DARKLY AT THEM
Celyne: AND THEN THEY WILL WRITE A BOOK CALLED 'I GREW UP INTO THE ADULT CULLEN'
WHICH WILL NOT BE AS GOOD AS GROWING UP CULLEN BUT WILL STILL SELL HUNDREDS OF COPIES.
Me: BECAUSE TWITARDS ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL SEE "EDWARD CULLEN" IN THE TITLE AND NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE
Celyne: EXACTLY
AND THEY WILL CAUSE ANGRY MUTTERINGS ON THEIR FORUMS
AND NO ONE ELSE WILL CARE
Me: MEANWHILE I WILL BE RYAN MURPHY'S RIGHT HAND ADVISOR
AND HE WILL LISTEN TO ME AND ONLY ME
Celyne: READ MIND CONTROLLER
Me: AND GLEE'S RATINGS WILL SOAR
And Kurt and Blaine will date and Rachel will be restored to her less annoying and kind of awesome self and Tina will be less whiny and Artie will be less douchie
And Will will be less creepy
SO MUCH LESS CREEPY
Celyne: GOD PLEASE
AND BEAST. MAKE HER MORE EPIC.
IT WILL BE HARD
BUT YOU MUST
Me: AS SHE IS ALREADY SUPER EPIC
I WILL DO MY BESTEST
And Sue can stay exactly the same
As she is still very very awesome
Celyne: MOAR TRACKSUITS
OHOHOH
AND
THERE NEEDS TO BE AN APRIL FOOLS EPISODE
Me: WITH APRIL RHODES
Celyne: OH
OK
BUT
Me: AND NPH NEEDS TO COME BACK
Celyne: I WAS THINKING MORE ALL CELINE DION.
Me: HA HA
IN FRENCH
BECAUSE KURT CAN (apparently)
Celyne: MAYBE NPH COULD TAKE HER HEAD OFF
WHILE KURT DISTRACTS HER
WITH HIS FLUENT FRENCHNESS
Me: YES
Celyne: WIN
AND SHE'LL BE ALL LIKE
"MY HEART WILL GO ON AND OOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO---BLAGHARGH------SPLATTER"
Me: AND THEN EVERYONE WILL PARTY AND SING EPIC SONGS
ALSO
I WILL CONVINCE KINGS OF LEON TO GIVE GLEE THE RIGHTS TO DO USE SOMEBODY SO THAT PUCK CAN SING USE SOMEBODY BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE
Celyne: EXCEPT KURT AND BLAINE DATING YOU MEAN
Me: AND WE WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND ERASE THE ROCKY HORROR GLEE SHOW AND REPLACE IT WITH A VERY POTTER GLEE MUSICAL... SOMETHING
Celyne: YES
Me: WE'RE STILL WORKING ON THE TITLE
Celyne: OR A LEGIT ROCKY HORROR VERSION.
Me: NO NO
WELL MAYBE
Celyne: WITH A SWEET TRANSVSTITE FROM TRANSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA
Me: IF KURT IS FRANK AND THEY DO IT ALL PROPER
Celyne: EXACTLY
AND THERE'S LEGIT DRAG
AND JANET BEING A SLUT
AND BRAD BEING AN ASS HOLE
Me: AND PUCK BEING IN IT
PUCK CAN BE RIFF RAFF
Celyne: EEEEEHEHEEEE
Me: BRITTANY WILL BE COLUMBIA
AND SANTANA CAN BE MAGENTA
NOBODY ELSE MATTERSSSSS
Celyne: YES
ALTHOUGH
I WOULD PREFER QUINN AS JANET
Me: OH YES
Celyne: GOOD
Me: THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE AN IMPROVEMENT
FINN DOES A GOOD BRAD THOUGH
Celyne: DEF TOTES
AND ROCKY
HMM
Me: SAM IS A GOOD ROCKY
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
Celyne: IIII SUPPOSE
EVERYONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO BE PARTY GUESTS
Me: YUP
ARTIE AS DR SCOTT OBV
BUT WAIT
THE PROFESSOR
...Mike?
WE HAVE RUN OUT OF GLEE DUDES
Celyne: NONONO
BEAST CAN BE EDDIE
OR
OR
BLAINE
Me: YES BLAINE
Celyne: THERE
Me: BECAUSE ONCE I HAVE TAKEN OVER GLEE... ER
BECOME RYAN MURPHY'S ADVISOR
BLAINE WILL BE AT MCKINLEY
Celyne:SUE CAN BE THE PROFESSOR
FOREVER
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: AH HA HA HA HA
Celyne: HIGH FIVE
Me: BESTEST
Celyne: I MISS YOU
SO MUCH
Me: I ALSO MISS YOU D:
Celyne: WORST
Me: AGREED
Celyne: UGH
WE NEED TO SQUEE MORE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS
MORE OFTEN, I MEAN
Me: HA HA AGREED

[later]

Celyne: YOU SHOULD COME TO THE PA THEATRE FOR MOVIE NIGHT
Me: I CAN'T D:
Celyne: SHHHH
Me: THERE IS JUST NO WAY FOR ME TO MANAGE IT
Celyne: USE YOUR POWERS OF IMAGINATION
YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Me: IF I BELIEVE I CAN ACHIEVE?
Celyne: OMFGYES
YES YES YES
Me: HA HA
Celyne: YOU ARE AWESOME AT THIS MOTIVATIONAL SHIT
Me: A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES
DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
Celyne: WHEN YOU'RE FAST ASLEEP
BAH
Me: HA
FAIL
Celyne: SHUSH
AT LEAST I REMEMBERED IT CORRECTLY
AND NOW THE TUNE IS IN MY HEAD
DAMMIT
Me: I DIDN'T REMEMBER IT NOT CORRECTLY
I JUST CUT IT OFF WHERE I CHOOSE TO CUT IT OFF
Celyne: NONO
WHAT YOU PUT IS FINE
I'M JUST SAYING
Me: OH
Celyne: I REMEMBERED CORRECTLY
Me: I SEE
Celyne: SO YOU CAN'T LUAHG AT ME FOR IT
FUCK
FUCKITY FUCK LAUGH
Me: HA HA TYPOS ARE FUNNY
Celyne: UGH
I AM FLEEING NOW
WITH GREAT DIGNITY
TO MINE RESTING PLCE
ARGH
YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING.